The Funk of Cthulhu

The Funk of Cthulhu


What fear lurks in the hearts of men? Who cares there is a Giant Old God descending on San Francisco, RUN!!! But you can always remember the day the City died when you take home this exclusive tee shirts commemorating the City's decent into darkness! Its last hope, 5 warriors will stand.

Add this beast to your wardrobe or give it to someone special.

Don't let it get away, click add to cart and begin your journey into the unknown.


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Printed on Royal American Apparel Unisex Tee


4.3oz. 100% Extra Soft Ring Spun Cotton

Designed & Hand printed in the Bay Area

Men's regular fit, Tall 3/4" longer than usual

Tall cut not your fit?

Leave a note at checkout to substitute for Next Level or Bella brand tee


    There's something special about the American Apparel Cotton. It's light weight but not flimsy. We love the lush cozy feeling. They are a tall cut, about 3/4" longer than your standard cut. If this doesn't fit your body type, we're ready to help. I would suggest a Next Level tee. Just put it in the notes at check out and we'll make it special just for you! 


    Quality and comfort is our main concern. Returns are excepted on any unwashed item. Any defective items (ink degrades/fades after 1st first wash, it happens once in a blue moon) will be exchanged no questions asked. Just send a pic and a replacement will be sent.


    Stock on most standard designs, Small - Extra Large are usually in stock, unless they sell out over the weekend. If item is in stock, it will ship right away. If not, it will be made to order. If it is made to order you can expect it to ship (usually with 7-10 days). Most Women's and kids tee are made to order. You will get an email if your item will be made to order with an expected eta.

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