The Funk of Cthulhu

The Funk of Cthulhu


What fear lurks in the hearts of men?

Who cares when there is a Giant Old God descending on San Francisco, RUN!!!

But you can always remember the day the City died when you take home this exclusive tee shirts commemorating the City's decent into darkness!

Its last hope, 5 warriors will stand.


See for yourself with the Artivive app available on Apple and Android device. 



Heather Royal Next Level Unisex Tee


  • 60% combed ring spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 4.3 oz.
  • 32 singles
  • Slightly heathered
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage


When will I get my order?

Ships within 3 business days. You'll get a notification with tracking once it's on its way.


What is Cryptidzoo?

Is Julian who creates incredibly designed apparel drawn and screen printed in small, limited print runs and made amazing with Augmented Reality.



    If you need to return or exchange your Cryptidzoo purchase, I am 100% with you.

    Only three rules for returns and exchanges:

    • The return or exchange must be placed within 30 days of the original purchase.
    • The product must be unworn and unwashed. Totally okay if you tried it on for size.
    • Contact me at and I will send you the return address. Once received I will process your return or exchange.